Official Decrees

#1 It is illegal to spit in the river while present.

#2 Only the government has the right to keep or breed attack-llamas.

#3 Nobody shall walk the land after sunset without illumination as to be visible in the dark. Darkwads will be shot on sight.

#4 Nobody has the right to arm the damn bears! They are dangerous enough without arms!

5# It is the privilege of the king to decide when coffee is served in the morning. And when morning is.

#6 Snakes are a thing.