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Deep Space Communication Network Update
Last year we announced our intergalactic communication expansion plans. Now our first deep space antenna is ready. For a small fee you too can send a message to your distant relatives at Alpha Centauri. Currently One-Way communication only (Unless you wanna wait 8 1/2 years on the phone…) , long-distance surcharge might apply.
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New tower ready to be used
The new general purpose tower (radio tower, raven outlook, wind energy harvester, defenestration opportunities…) is ready for its use. The raven have already enthusiastically adopted it for surveillance operations.
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Annual Burning of the Archives
There,16.3.2023 The traditional annual burning of the archives (and chairs) has begun.Happy Anti-Paper Bureaucracy Day!
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New River now Available
There, 12.3.2023 We have lately come into the possession of a brand-new, unused, yet-to-be named river for really cheap. Now if somebody had a bridge to sell to us….
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Annual Trebuchet Readiness Test
There, 27.11.2022 In alignment with it’s military doctrine of strong defense and appeasement the Kingdom of There conducted it’s annual military readiness exercise.We are happy to report that our trebuchet is a well-oiled machine and ready for service. Think trice before you mess with us….