- Official name: “The mostly benevolent socialistic kingdom of THERE”
- Official motto: “if you are here, you are already THERE.” (Si hic es, iam “ibi” es)
- Official flower: “Joshua Tree”
- Official animal: “Kangaroo Rat”
- Official Anthem: “Gyallu” (it’s actually the national anthem of Tibet but they don’t need it anymore. We have mountains too…)
- Official dish: “bates & deacon”
- Official currency: “not bitcoin”
- Official color: “cosmic latte”
- Official flag: “comic latte colored eagle on cosmic latte background with comic latte colored mountains” the mountains represent the mountains and the eagle an eagle….
- Official policy: “we don’t give a shit about your problems, we have enough of our own…”
- Main export: “donkey puüp”
- Main import: “gin & tonic”
- Military spending/year: 4 bags of dog kibbles
- Official positions:War minister
- Military armaments: 1 trebuchet, 3 pichforks
- GDP: -12000 (USD)
- Size: 140 acres
- Official language: hearsay …. Or THEREsay
- Average Live expectancy: NaN (nobody has died yet so we have a DIV0 problem…)
- Main economic driver: “Alien containment facility”
THERE provides financial aid to its Neigbors in the north, west and east.
Political System:
The political system of There is currently in a transitional phase. While technically a kingdom the lack of princess and princesses (Thanks Disney….) has led to a situation where the current government is run by a President. His role is to act more or less like a benevolent King but enforcing the socialist principles demanded by the populous.
He is aided in his decision process by the war minister but it is generally understood that the war minister is easily bribable.
Free elections are scheduled for 2016 2020 2024 2028.