The war ministry is currently run by his excellency, Mayor Dude.
He has control over our defensive resources including the 3 pitch forks and the trebuchet.
The planning commission of the war ministry of the mostly benevolent kingdom of There has concluded in its last session that it is prudent that we stock up our defense budget to repel any threat – foreign or domestic – with the appropriate counter-force.
We shall therefor acquire at least 3 attack-Llamas in the near future.